Interview With Nora M. Parker, My Night Time Poet

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February 2, 2022

Today, I am cautiously introducing to you, Nora M. Parker, my night time poet pseudonym or perhaps my muse, and alter ego.

Although I have only published one of her poems here—something she reminds me often—I plan to include more of her night poems here in the near future.

I will warn you that she has a bit of an attitude. Without further ado, welcome Nora M. Parker to the blog…

When the Spirits Are Restless

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January 20, 2022

When the Spirits are Restless

 

When the spirits are restless

You shall be, too.

Your bed is a machine

Whirring and tossing you.

 

Tangling sheets strangle your feet.

Your eyes on fire.

Apparitions from long ago

Make their presence known.

 

Jolted consciousness!

 

It’s Alice again

And you must drink the tea.

Hares and Queens tempt you

With their hijinks.

 

Beg the spirits to make haste

So you can befriend the moon again.

Tireless desire rest, rest, rest.

Christmas Carols Funny Hidden Meanings

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December 24, 2021
Christmas Carols Hidden Meanings

If you feel like me, you may be tired of the Christmas carols. Enough already. One more Jingle Bells and I’ll have to jingle away somewhere warm. So to make it fun I’ve interpreted the “hidden meaning” in a few of these time honored Christmas Carols we’ve all come to love.

Christmas Carols funny hidden meanings according to Lisa

Inverse Relationship Between Weekly Wolf Whistles and A Woman’s Age

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November 19, 2021
Inverse relationship between wolf whistles and a woman's age visual aids
Inverse relationship between wolf whistles and a woman's age visual aids

So, I need your help in relation to my upcoming humorous book, I Don’t Drink Alone and Other Lies. One of the lies I tell in this book is: “I can still stop traffic”. Of course, I clarify this lie with a grain of truth (as I do in all the lies I tell in the book). The truth is that I can still stop traffic at a pedestrian crossing, especially the ones with lights.

Does Erasing History Make It Go Away?

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November 5, 2021

I heard on the news this morning that our iconic Royal B.C. Museum is in the process dismantling “Colonial” displays. Without seeing these displays, I could easily render their meaning: the time of settlement of the white man in Canada. And we can’t speak of that without acknowledging the Indigenous tribes who were here first.

Happy 10th Blog-giversary

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October 29, 2021

I can’t believe it. It’s my tenth Blog-giversary! Ten years of blogging here at lisathomsonlive. Notice how the word ‘giver’ is found in this term bloggiversary. It’s fitting, isn’t it? We bloggers give a ton. Words, ideas, solutions, time…Time does fly while you’re having fun. Best of all, fellow bloggers who have become my online friends have enriched this whole blogging thing.

Things That Are Bugging Me

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October 8, 2021

Um, just bitching over here, trying to understand the world around me. There are some things that have been bothering me lately. Not all of it is due to Covid, either. But yeah, there is a little of that, too. Let’s get started:

Scent Memories

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September 12, 2021
Scent Memories
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They say we remember moments in our life, not days. We remember how someone made us feel, not the words they use. I agree with these statements, 100% (although, I do remember words). But let’s not rule out SCENT. Scent evokes a moment, a feeling, sharp memories and a STORY.

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