From the ARCHIVES; I thought we could use a little humor today. This is tongue in cheek and I first posted this last April. Someone contacted me and said they were offended that I would suggest leaving a marriage was this simple. To which I responded “Hey, Paul Simon was the one who said it, not me!” Also, grab a sense of humor lady…
We can thank Paul Simon for the clever suggestions in “50 Ways To Leave Your lover Husband”. Paul was one of the best singer, songwriters of his generation. I remember this song as a child and thinking there was something very unusual about the tune and the lyrics. It was both catchy and dangerous at the same time… I think it’s appropriate all these years later, for a theme song. I’ve changed the words and encourage you to sing along. Essentially, I’ve reversed the gender. What you end up with is a handsome stranger telling you 50 ways to leave your husband. Pretend Ryan is the one explaining about the “50 ways”.
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You just happened to run into him and the following interaction ensued;
“The problem is all inside your head”, she he said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover husband
She He said it’s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover husband
Fifty ways to leave your lover husband
You just slip out the back, Jack Kath
Make a new plan, Stan Jan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy Joy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus Jess
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee Louise
And get yourself free
REPEAT
She He said it grieves me to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said “I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the 50 ways?”
She He said “why don’t we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you’ll begin to see the light”
And then she he kissed me and I realized she he was probably right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover husband
ou just slip out the back, Kath
Make a new plan, Jan
You don’t need to be coy, Joy
Just get yourself free
Oooh, hop on the bus, Jess
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Louise
And get yourself free
REPEAT
Thanks, Paul Simon for an apt yet simple solution with the 50 ways. Wish he had included the many other ways?
Do you have a theme song of your own or suggestions for some music therapy?
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Virginia Kahler-Anderson, aka HomeRearedChef
May 21, 2013 at 1:06 pmWell, I like this song very much, and I really can’t see why someone would be offended by your post. But by now we understand that there are times that we will offend without meaning to…or just some people are easily offended. It happens.
By the way, thank you for the tunes today. I was sitting here tapping my feet and strumming my fingers. 🙂 ~Virginia
lisa
May 21, 2013 at 2:09 pmSometimes people take life too seriously 🙂 I’m glad you enjoyed the tune, Virginia and thanks for stopping by!
Beverly Diehl
May 20, 2013 at 1:25 amI actually made a few iPod playlists. Included songs like this one, plus Fleetwood Mac’s Go Your Own Way, Heart’s Break, Dokken’s Just Walk Away…
I call it the “Don’t Let the Doorknob Hit You in the Ass” playlist.
lisa
May 20, 2013 at 2:00 amThose are perfect choices Beverly! Makes me smile, too funny.